Theres a strong smell of poop in my room and i know for sure it aint me like wtf i think its coming from outside or my dog pooped in here but idk where exactly
100lb of Magnetic Putty
science side of tumblr, please explain
Grass cells under a microscope.
THEY LOOK SO HAPPY
"the sun is our mommy and she is big and very beautiful!"
that was the cutest thing I have ever read
Just upgraded my first Extravagant Castle to a Paradise Castle! Much pretty! Wooow.
I LOVE My Singing Monsters.
Light torches, I light back when I can!
not my family bitch
men are so fucking weird
What? No. Shut up & laugh at the man in the banana suit doing a flying kick into an amateur banana inspector.
Yes, it does.
Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”
Speak for yourself.
Men with confidence & a sense of humor.
textposts + WoW (1/?)
peanut butter is life. if you don’t like peanut butter, fuck you. unless you’re allergic to peanuts, then I am so fucking sorry.
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
- “'Cause you're only given a little spark of madness, and if you lose that, you're nothing.”— Robin Williams, Night At The Roxy (1978)
somebody once trolled me, successfully rickroll’d me
im not the sharpest n00b in the thread…